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Old 06-26-2005
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Waaahh I saw Star Wars ROTS!
Here is my review.

Visuals: A++ Altho I was annoyed that everything was moving too fast for me to get a good look.

Acting: D But if was better than the last movie. Christiansen did a slightly better job but still annoyed.

Story: C At times I didn't know who was fighting for which side. Pademe's death made no sense. Darth Vader is a stupid punk.

Overall Grade: C+ If not for the things that annoyed me I could have given this movies a B.

Things that annoyed me:
A robot with a slouch and a cough. Altho this was explained later on it still annoyed me.

Too many spin moves against unarmed opponents. If you have a sword that can cut through anything just wiggle it around. The droids don't have anythig that can defend against it. Why all the spin moves? Why attack from different angles? Just wiggle it back and forth a few times like you do when you play with a flashlight.

Killing younglings. Stupid. Obviously Ani wasn't going to single-handedly kill off 6 or 7 Jedi but he had to kill someone so he killed a bunch of younglings that suck at fighting. Stupid.

Anikn. He's so freakin' annoying. I wanna be a master, I wanna be a master. Shut the f up already. You suck, that's why your not a master. Also, this movie made Darth Vader into a punk, not the imposing bad guy in the next film.

Darth Sidious saying no, noo,noo. In a stupid voice then turning into a grandpa. Lol. I laughed for a few minutes at that.

All droids, even big ones, have funny voices. Wtf?

R2D2 is full of oil. Yeah, so is my computer.

Pademe's unexplained death. Stupid. Medicine is so advanced they couldn't kill her so they said she lost the will to live. Horribly stupid.

Things I liked about this movie:

Visually stunning.
The big lizard. Cool!
Yoda kicks butt
The death of Darth Vader. Waaaah!! Muahahaha!
The story was pretty good altho Vader is just a teeanage punk.
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