1. Whut would you do on the Day before the End of the World?
- Have a hell'va lot of fun.
Would you go to temple or Synagogue?
- No because that would be hypocritical
Stuff your face wid exotic eats?
- Yes
Stay in bed & watch the news?
- No unless I wasn't by myself
2. Are you concerned about your cholesterol & haf you made changes in yer diet becuz of all the health crap on the news lately?
- Yes, now I'm on meds and changed my diet.
3. If a dog or cat followed you home, whut would you do?
- Start cooking
4. Are you worried about the job market when you leave university?
- That was a long time ago.
5. Would you give up all for True Love? Like if yer only choice wuz to live wid your beloved in a hovel in the slums of Puerto Rico, would you do it?
- No
6. How many watches haf you ever owned? Whuts your favourite? How did you get it?
- a lot but I haven't worn a watch since I got a cellphone.
7. Describe your bathroom.
- Huge, carpetted, large tub, seperate glass shower, two sinks, mirror wall above the sinks, WC, walk-in closet.
8. How would you behave if you were on the Titanic & it wuz about to sink? You are standing next to a lifeboat which is rapidly filling up wid people. You are wid your parents, brother, girlfriend and/or boyfriend & your little dog. A toughie!
- All women and children first, old men last...I go listen to the band play while having an extremely large scotch.
9. Who will be the next Prezzie of the USA?
- God help us, Hillary Clinton...I'd rather have Whoopi Goldberg.
10. Are you obsessed wid real estate?
- Not really.
11. If it wuz 105 degrees in the shade, whut would you do?
- This is Texas, we celebrate the cold front.
12. Whut would you do if you found yourself in a queue wid Paris Hilton?
- Try to figure out why she's in line for the men's bathroom...again.
13. Whut is your BIGGEST Regret?
- I don't have any regrets.