Keira Knightly

[Tyler]

Wah? She was only 17 in the Pirates of the Carribean!?!? I thoguht she was twice that age!

[PigsnieLite]

She is on the cover of the new VANITY FAIR magazine! Did you just read it? She still lives wid her parents even though she has an apt. There is a great pic of her in a filmy evening gown, although she hasnt grown any bosoms yet. Maybe in a month, hahaha!

Click here for current Vanity Fair cover of Keira!

[Tyler]

Are you joking? She had gorgeous bosoms in Pirates of the Carribean!

[Scott]

In "Pirates" she's wearing one those old British gowns that suffocated all the women..you would have a bosom too if you wore one. She looks better in "Bend It Like Beckham" and "Love Actually." Plite wouldn't touch her unless she first came to America and ate a couple Big Mac burgers before we do away with Biggie Size option because our country is getting too fat.

[Tyler]

Originally Posted by Scott

In "Pirates" she's wearing one those old British gowns that suffocated all the women..you would have a bosom too if you wore one. She looks better in "Bend It Like Beckham" and "Love Actually." Plite wouldn't touch her unless she first came to America and ate a couple Big Mac burgers before we do away with Biggie Size option because our country is getting too fat.

That won't help obesity in the slightest. In my opinion the reason Americans are obesely overweight is

1. Lack of exercise
2. Junk Food

[Tyler]

I get MAJORLY pissed off when I hear things like people wanting to sue fast food restaurants, or taxing them, or making them make their food healthier.. that's just bullshit. Don't eat there, and don't get fat. So simple. Jesus. Why don't they start suing alcohol companies because people are becoming drunks and getting holes in their livers?

[Scott]

...or tobacco companies because people "didn't know" cigarettes are unhealthy.

[Scott]

And McDonalds counts as "junk food." There's a new documentary I'm looking forward to seeing called "Super Size Me" about a guy who ate three times a day at McDonald's for a month and nothing else. Maybe Keira could do something like that and get no exercise. That'll plump her up.

[Tyler]

Originally Posted by Scott

...or tobacco companies because people "didn't know" cigarettes are unhealthy.

I don't know if you were being sarcastic or not..

But I get so annoyed at stuff like that. It's obvious that smoking is very unhealthy, it's the people's own fault for smoking. They chose to be 'cool' or enjoy the calming effects, but don't want to suffer the consequences.. pisses me off pretty bad..

[Tyler]

Originally Posted by Scott

And McDonalds counts as "junk food." There's a new documentary I'm looking forward to seeing called "Super Size Me" about a guy who ate three times a day at McDonald's for a month and nothing else. Maybe Keira could do something like that and get no exercise. That'll plump her up.

Yeah I heard about it. I actually was telling Avril about it and that she should see it. I wish the guy did it for an entire year though.. a month is really not that long - I'd say a million Americans already do that..

BTW, it wasn't just McDonalds, it was all fast food places.. he went to Taco Bell, etc..