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10 Things I learned from The Exorcist
1. Turning your head completely around makes a funny noise. 2. Reading a particular line from the Roman Ritual out loud repeatedly can counteract levitation. 3. Appropriately perfomed exorcisms should always include two priests: an old one with a heart condition and a young one with a few issues 4. At a key moment during any exorcism, a theatrically backlit representation of the demon will manifest itself behind the writhing throes of the victim. 5. Ouija Boards and basements can be a scary combination
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10 Things I learned from The Exorcist
1. Turning your head completely around makes a funny noise. 2. Reading a particular line from the Roman Ritual out loud repeatedly can counteract levitation. 3. Appropriately perfomed exorcisms should always include two priests: an old one with a heart condition and a young one with a few issues 4. At a key moment during any exorcism, a theatrically backlit representation of the demon will manifest itself behind the writhing throes of the victim. 5. Ouija Boards and basements can be a scary combination 6. Tripping down stone steps can be painful.
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10 Things I learned from The Exorcist
1. Turning your head completely around makes a funny noise. 2. Reading a particular line from the Roman Ritual out loud repeatedly can counteract levitation. 3. Appropriately perfomed exorcisms should always include two priests: an old one with a heart condition and a young one with a few issues 4. At a key moment during any exorcism, a theatrically backlit representation of the demon will manifest itself behind the writhing throes of the victim. 5. Ouija Boards and basements can be a scary combination 6. Tripping down stone steps can be painful. 7. Girls possessed by demons cuss alot.
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10 Things I learned from The Exorcist
1. Turning your head completely around makes a funny noise. 2. Reading a particular line from the Roman Ritual out loud repeatedly can counteract levitation. 3. Appropriately perfomed exorcisms should always include two priests: an old one with a heart condition and a young one with a few issues 4. At a key moment during any exorcism, a theatrically backlit representation of the demon will manifest itself behind the writhing throes of the victim. 5. Ouija Boards and basements can be a scary combination 6. Tripping down stone steps can be painful. 7. Girls possessed by demons cuss alot. 8. If the priest assigned to perform an exorcism has to regularly take nitroglycerin pills, there's a chance he may not survive. |
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10 Things I learned from The Exorcist
1. Turning your head completely around makes a funny noise. 2. Reading a particular line from the Roman Ritual out loud repeatedly can counteract levitation. 3. Appropriately perfomed exorcisms should always include two priests: an old one with a heart condition and a young one with a few issues 4. At a key moment during any exorcism, a theatrically backlit representation of the demon will manifest itself behind the writhing throes of the victim. 5. Ouija Boards and basements can be a scary combination 6. Tripping down stone steps can be painful. 7. Girls possessed by demons cuss alot. 8. If the priest assigned to perform an exorcism has to regularly take nitroglycerin pills, there's a chance he may not survive. 9. Bring some cleaning equipment, possessed children can be messy little devils
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10 Things I learned from The Exorcist
1. Turning your head completely around makes a funny noise. 2. Reading a particular line from the Roman Ritual out loud repeatedly can counteract levitation. 3. Appropriately perfomed exorcisms should always include two priests: an old one with a heart condition and a young one with a few issues 4. At a key moment during any exorcism, a theatrically backlit representation of the demon will manifest itself behind the writhing throes of the victim. 5. Ouija Boards and basements can be a scary combination 6. Tripping down stone steps can be painful. 7. Girls possessed by demons cuss alot. 8. If the priest assigned to perform an exorcism has to regularly take nitroglycerin pills, there's a chance he may not survive. 9. Bring some cleaning equipment, possessed children can be messy little devils 10. Wild dogs fighting in the vicinity of ancient statues is a portent of much ill to come! 10 Things I Learned From...Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith!: 1. If you're fighting a hulking metal cyborg and you attempt to kick it in the leg...it will hurt! |
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10 Things I Learned From...Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith!:
1. If you're fighting a hulking metal cyborg and you attempt to kick it in the leg...it will hurt! 2. Third degree burns and having your limbs chopped off will lower the tone of your voice and give you a severe case of asthma
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10 Things I Learned From...Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith!:
1. If you're fighting a hulking metal cyborg and you attempt to kick it in the leg...it will hurt! 2. Third degree burns and having your limbs chopped off will lower the tone of your voice and give you a severe case of asthma 3. If you abruptly whirl around and sever the heads of clone troopers without a word of explanation, your friendly-neighborhood Wookiee will come to your unconditional aid without needing any explanation whatsoever! |
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