Is the Pope dying?

[PigsnieLite]

The Pope has been taken to a hospital because of the *flu.* Well, I think, considering his condition, the flu could well carry him off to Heaven. I am sad, I love the Pope! I have seen him with my own two eyes and I think he is the kindest nicest old man that ever was, in spite some of the Church's antiquated policies.

[Scott]

Perhaps that dove was a calling home. That would be an awesome theory. But yes, a throat infection at his age could be very bad indeed.

[PigsnieLite]

Whut dove? There wuz a dove hanging around the Pope? Eeeek! Thats a very bad sign. It is the Holy SPirit.

[Scott]

Yeah, this happened two days ago! How did you miss the story? It was huge. Happened while he was being visited by children.

[Tyler]

Doesn't the pope do bad things? I heard he doesn't like gays, and many other things....

[Tyler]

Simple Scott, he was pure white, and looked like a nice rock to land on

[readert]

Originally Posted by Tyler

Doesn't the pope do bad things? I heard he doesn't like gays, and many other things....

No religious authority is in favour of homosexuality.

[Tyler]

Really? I thought they molest young boys though?

[PigsnieLite]

The Pope does not molest young boys! Waaah! Or old boys for that matter. Those molesters are mainly Americun sickos. Ughhh, and that dove really looks ominously like the Holy Spirit. It is a common superstition that birds flying into houses are bad news. Eeeeek! Still, I will pray for Il Papa.

[PigsnieLite]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4230449.stm

The ghoulish world waits outside the hospital for news of a Holy Corpsicle. Thats whut I think anyway. They may say they are simply concerned, but I think a lot of newspapers already have those red hot obituaries burning a hole in their offices. That said, do you know I haf a plaster bust of the Pope? I gots it on my First Holy Communion.