PLites Plan to Save the Middle East!

[PigsnieLite]

... or a portion thereof.

1) US buys Utah from the Utahns (we dont want another Intifada here so the US has to pay the Utahns properly). Utahns move to Kansas becuz there nothing there anyway, and who'll notice if they have 3 or 4 wifeys & 25 childrun?

2) Israelis move to Utah and are granted American citizenship. To make the Israelis happy, Universal Studios reproduces the Wailing Wall and Old Jerusalem and all those little souvenir CHristmus crib sets made out of olive wood.

3) US gives Palestine to the Palestinians. Huzzah!

4) US doesnt haf to send the annual $4 billion in foreign aid to Israel anymore and the money saved can be used to fix New Orleans or that construction disaster in Boston.

5. Problem solved. PLite gets the Nobel Peace Prize.

[Frito Freddie]

PS. And the Dome of the Rock will rotate between the new Utahrelis, the Moslems and Rome, every year of the World Cup.

[PigsnieLite]

Damn right. Yarrrr.