My New and Improved Plog

[PigsnieLite]

I wonder if hed talk to me, that little Antichrist Mofo. Hahaha! beebeedee beebeedee, toot. Why do we talk like thus, Sunny? Doth you think we are the twin constellations, Geminit & Gemitwit?

[Sunfrogolin]

If I lived in the dry and dangerous land of Oz I would carry a spear. Even in town. Do they have spear laws I wonder? I would also wear a loincloth and have a long shaggy beard with bones and ribbons innit. And I would paint myself with mud.

If I lived in the quaint modern/ancient city of Lomdom I would be a mime, but not an annoying one because I would talk. Help! I'm in a box and someone is pulling my away with a rope! Also, I wouldn't wear spandex. Okay, maybe I wouldn't be a mime. I would live with P'Lite and eat peanut butter sandwiches and complain about the weird tv shows.

If I lived in the paradise known as Hawai'i I would live on the beach in a hamock and eat fish from a spear. I like spears. Eventually I would build a life-sized sand castle and live in that. I would poke anyone who tried to mess with it with my spear. I would eat coconuts with my bare teeth but then say "yuck" because I don't like coconut.

If I lived in the gnarly town of Berkeley I would surf and skate and listen to obscure bands. But only for 1 week because I don't really do that. Then I would live in an apartment with cool ocean breezes. After that I would just bum around.

The end. I have to go look for a job now.

[Sunfrogolin]

No one called me for an interview. Now what? I guess I should do more job hunting. ::sigh::

Today I feel kind of sad. My mom was cleaning out some stuff and found a picture of my ex and she put it up in the bookcase in the living room. It made me kind of sad and so I am sad today.

[missy]

why would she put up a pic of your ex?
how long has this girl been an ex?
do you live with your mom?

i broke up with my boyfriend of almost 3 years on saturday. i live with him still though. i think we're gonna end up back together, but for now i need a break.

[PigsnieLite]

WHos your ex? haf you talked about her before? Shes not your almost girlfriend, is she? I like coconut. I even like coconut water, that stuff that comes out of the coconut when you punch it wid an awl. Dont be sad. THink of that little boy who lost Snowball. Now he is SAD.

Ps. I gave Patrick a sanwich wid Vegemite on it and he threw up. Mwahahahahaha!

[PigsnieLite]

Originally Posted by missy

i broke up with my boyfriend of almost 3 years on saturday. i live with him still though. i think we're gonna end up back together, but for now i need a break.

Why did you break up? Wuz he overbearing? Did you want to be liberated from his overbearingness? Dont go back to him, he doesnt deserve you! Now that you broke up and you are still in the same flat, are you living in SIN?

[missy]

nah he's not overbearing; i was just starting to feel really pressured in the relationship. also i have a lot of things about myself i want to fix, and i think i'd do that better alone. plus i've been single for a total of four months since i was fifteen. he's a good guy; we'll probably be together eventually. just not now.

if one isn't sure if she believes in sin, one cannot be sure that she is living in it.

[Sunfrogolin]

Originally Posted by missy

why would she put up a pic of your ex?
how long has this girl been an ex?
do you live with your mom?

i broke up with my boyfriend of almost 3 years on saturday. i live with him still though. i think we're gonna end up back together, but for now i need a break.

Because my mom liked her. Also in the pic is Mikey who was staying with almost gf Tanya till last month. Then he moved in with his mom, my ex. Tanya and ex are sisters. It's the only pic of Mikey I have which is why I still have it.

She has been my ex for 9 years, I think. Mikey is a baby in the pic and he just turned 13.

Yep, I do.

Was it a happy break up or do you glare at each other across the room?

[Sunfrogolin]

Originally Posted by PigsnieLite

WHos your ex? haf you talked about her before? Shes not your almost girlfriend, is she? I like coconut. I even like coconut water, that stuff that comes out of the coconut when you punch it wid an awl. Dont be sad. THink of that little boy who lost Snowball. Now he is SAD.

Ps. I gave Patrick a sanwich wid Vegemite on it and he threw up. Mwahahahahaha!

No, I haven't talked about her before. Her name is Valerie and she is my almost gf Tanya's younger sister. She's beautiful too, even Pigsnie would drool. She's blonde btw. Unfortunatly, we hate each other like dogs that were trained to fight to the death and we attack each other on sight. Lol.

I don't like coconut, not at all. I do like artificial coconut flavoring tho.

I think they found snowball.

Would Patrick eat a brumbie? how about a camel?

[missy]

i don't like coconut either.

nope no glaring; actually we really aren't acting any different from before. so far i'm thinking that's nice; it may eventually be a problem but...meh.

is tanya older than you?