My New and Improved Plog

[Sunfrogolin]

Today I went and had my hair cut. It's all gone now. It's really short. It looks like it's painted on. Not as short as Scott's tho. Maybe 3 x's as long. When I gave the hairdresser a tip she didn't want it. Wth? I thought I was supposed to tip. Maybe she didn't want it because she's the owner. Dunno.

After that I took my mom Christmas shopping. I didn't buy anything. Oh, and I watched a movie called Cronicas. I thought it was going to be about drugs but it wasn't. It was pretty good. It was with John Leguizamo, can't spell that, and he played a straight reporter. I give it a B.

I also watched A Love Song for Bobby Long. It was so so. I give it a C because Scarlett Johansen was in it. John Travolta did a bad job acting except for when he was telling the story in the junkyard.

[Sunfrogolin]

Today, Christmas shopping. Ugh. I think I broke my narnia.

[PigsnieLite]

Were ALL ALONE on MoVa! Waaaah! I havent bought anything for Pigsnoot. He has 87 ties already. And 30 pocket squares! Da says I should buy him a bud vase. I think Da wuz pulling my leggings!

Lets go shopping, Sunny!

[Sunfrogolin]

Eep! Christmas lights are going on sale. Help me not buy them! AaaaagggH!! Cannot re..sist.

Watched a movie called Public Enemy it's pretty funny the way they cuss. Hahaha. I think they cuss a lot to make the cops seem tougher but it comes off as funny. Everyone calls each other names and hits each other in the head. In one part the main cop has to poop but he's on stake out so goes up to a house and uses the intercom to say "Let me in I really have to take a dump!" Hahaha. The ladys asks him if he's crazy and he says he's a cop so let him in. She doesn't so he poops on the sidewalk. lol. What kind of a cop drama is that?

[Sunfrogolin]

Today I went to Mervyn's to get my mom the pink fuzzy slippers I saw yesterday. I couldn't buy them yesterday because she was with me. Anyway, they were GONE!! I looked around frantically then I screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Then the security guard came but there were so many people it was easy for me to escape. Once I was in the clear I began to scream again. "Who took the slippers!? Who took the last pair of pink fuzzy slippers!!!?" You could hear the panic and despair in my voice but I didn't care. I needed those slippers! Then the cops came.

Not really, I made all that up. I feel sick today.

[Sunfrogolin]

Here's what happened. So it was Christmas Day and I checked my email. Lo and behold there was an email from Tanya. She hadn't written in a while so I figured she went to Las Vegas with the boyfriend. I also figured she wouldn't be back so soon and I didn't get the kids Christmas presents because I thought I had more time. Her email said Merry Christmas and let's go to the movies. EEk! So then I ran out the day after Christmas and bought all the kids presents and wrapped them in a hurry before I had to meet her for the movie.

Then we went to the movies and saw: King Kong, Chronicles of Narnia, Cheaper By the Dozen 2, Memoirs of a Geisha, and Harry Potter! My butt hurt after that.

Then I came home and my friend Nicole called and said let's go to a movie. ::wink, wink:: Hmmm... wink wink means uhm..well, she's a bit naughty so you know what that means, and so do I. I said I can't because I have to go to work tomorrow, which is today, and she invited me to a New Years Eve concert with transvestites. She likes to drink so she'll probably get drunk and horny if we go. That kinda makes me want to go but I just wish it wasn't transvestites because that's not how I want to start the New Year.

Also, I kinda think Tanya broke up with the bf because she said that she spent a week at her uncle's house and that she get's off work at 9 PM now. That means she isn't working late to get off at 11 PM like bf Mike and maybe she spent a week at her uncle's house to avoid him. Then today when I talked to her on the phone and she said bye she said "Mmmm lub blub blub bye bye" like she almost accidentaly said "Lub lub lub you bye" like she used to before she switched to "Bye bye bye bye bye" Dunno.

In other news, I have another zit right on my nose! Arrggh!

[PigsnieLite]

I say, STICK WID HORNY NICOLE! I like her & her Naughty Ideas!

Ps. Which of those movies did you like best and in whut order?

[Sunfrogolin]

Harry Potter! That was the best. It was scary tho. I don't think it's for children. I wonder if Rowling will do grown up Harry movies. That would be great. Did Hermione have sex with the Russian? I don't want her to be a slut. I like the nice Hermione.

Next I liked King Kong. I could watch 3 hours of Kong fighting dinosaurs. Kong rocks! They should have done motion capture on a real gorilla tho. It annoys me that Golem was Kong.

Narnia was my next favorite but it was too short. Everything seemed to happend too fast. What is Turkish Delight? Why was the girl with the bow even in the movie? She didn't do anything.

Memoirs wasn't as good as I thought it'd be and Ziyi won't win an Oscar for it. She wasn't graceful enough, or even sexy. The evil geisha who never combed her hair, now she was sexy. Woo! How much is 15,000 yen?

Cheaper by the Dozen 2 was my least favorite. At least Carmen Electra was in it.

[readert]

15,000 YEN = 127 American bucks.

[Sunfrogolin]

Originally Posted by readert

15,000 YEN = 127 American bucks.

Hey I can afford that!

Tonight I went out with Nicole. We went to eat at a restaurant called Famous Dave's. She had a soup and a salad, because she's a girl, and I had a Texas Manhandler, eventho I hate everything from Texas. My Manhandler was a roast beef sandwich with hot pickles and a side of Drunken Apples. The apples did not have liquor in them, like I thought they would, but they were still good. The roast beef sandwich tasted like smoke. Everything was delicious. Our waitress was named Ashley and she kept checking me out even from across the room. Strange, considering I have a zit on my nose. Maybe she couldn't stop staring at it. Mostly I think she liked me tho.

After that we went to see a movie called Wolf Creek. It is set in Austrailia at Wolf Creek Crater, if there really is such a place. Amazingly, Oz looks just like Arizona without the cacti. According to the movie 30,000 Ozzies go missing every year and 90% are found. I think the other 10% get lost and run out of petrol but the movie implies that they get killed by a guy in a hat. The movie was good but not scary. I think I was the only one in the theatre who liked it. 'Cole said it sucked and so did some guys I overheard talking in the dunny.

From there it was home. Nicole doesn't drink anymore! And I think she's not naughty anymore either because she didn't want to come in when she dropped me off. Wth!? She kept trying to get me to join her gym. She's sporty now. What happened to the old naughty Nicole? She kept saying she wanted an energy drink. What happened to good old booze? Bah humbug.