Things You Hate

[Grindslave]

when I was in jail, i used to take my book down to the toilet with me to do my business, and it's already bad enough there is no stall doors or anything.. there was this one guy that always used to kick bakc and talk to me while I was going number 2 during tear time.

[JohnBoy1313]

I think i would hate that too

[Grindslave]

yeah.. the same guy used to always ask me for coffee and jolly ranchers I was like, dude a pack of 12 jolly ranchers costs, 4 dollars, and this 4 0z bag of coffee cost me 6 bucks, get the fuck away.

Want to hear a hilarious jail story?

This black ex-prison bitch was going back to prison, and he was this white guy that acted like B-Rad(Malibu's Most Wanted) (you know, white guy that acts stereotypical black) as a cellmate. Well, one day when we were all out on Teir Time (rec time one hour, twice a day out of a cell) during the said rec time, you can go to the store and buy commissary(groceries) for the week and such (over priced top ramen, candy, coffee and tea, etc) anyway, B-Rad comes walking back from the store with his homies.. doing one of those goofy "g-walks" (you all know what i'm talking about, the one hand holding his giant pants up, and walks like he has a limp) and the black ex-prison bitch walks up to him (the guy acted like a stereotype black girl.. the weird head move thing, the constant bitching, and the finger snapping) he walks up to B-Rad and says: "Ah, HAIL NAH, this motha fucka have me suck HIS dick and he don't give me MY Jolly Rancher's?? This shit is MINE!" and socks B-Rad in the face, takes his groceries then says: "I'll see you back at home, sweetheart" and turns around and walks back to they're cell. Everyone laughed, b-rad's "homies" called him faggot, and not to come around anymore.

anyway, the reason I said all that is: I HATE JAIL.

[Grindslave]

I hate it when people register here, post once, then never come back.

[flyboy51]

^ Yeah that really annoys me too. Whats the point of that?

[Grindslave]

or when they get on, post something like: "Is it wrong for 2 luvrs 2 stay 2gether" kind of crap, then never come back.. it's like if your going to pollute the board with crap like that, at least stick around and discuss it.

[UltraViolet]

^ no kidding.

I hate when you pick the shortest line at the grocery store but then the person at the till needs something price checked and you end up waiting twice as long!

[JohnBoy1313]

I hate waiting to play mass effect

[chiefs46]

I hate that whenever you need to go to the Bathroom really bad, that is when it is being cleaned..

[Grindslave]

no kidding! I hate (this may be a previous hate) when my boss does the Bill Lumbergh thing and ruins my weekend.