New Poll Up & where are all the new reviews?

PigsnieLite · #1 (**permalink**) 11-20-2009

I haf a New Poll on home page, please choose yur poison. Also isnt anyone here reviewing anything? I am not allowed to review becuz of my uniquely unwieldy thought processes.

Sunfrogolin · #2 (**permalink**) 11-20-2009

Yeah, where are all the new reviews?

Tyler · #3 (**permalink**) 11-20-2009

We have no active reviewers :-)

I am still squashing minor bugs here and there, although they're really quite rare now. I have also been updating the old content on the site (About Us, Legal, Privacy Policy, etc.) and have some more to do still.

After that, I will be sending out a newsletter to all Movie-Vault members who didn't opt-out of receiving our newsletter, which should bring in some old members and hopefully let some old reviewers know about our big revamp as well.

I will then probably be doing a round-up on the forums here to see who might be interested in coming on board as staff reviewers, such as TFD.

PigsnieLite · #4 (**permalink**) 11-20-2009

Oh, hokay. footle .. footle ..

Hokay, here is my Review of 2012.

If you are sad that you will not be able to witness George Will freaking out on the air over the imminent destruction of his secret stash of 1870 Mouton-Rothschild on account of an approaching meteor, then 2012 is the Next Best Thing. Witness the Bowels of the Earth turn inside out & play ping pong with American freeways. Thrill over the the best driver on Earth (John Cusack) speed over snarling ribbons of asphalt and leap over potholes the size of the Grand Canyon in a single bound. In fact, watch the Earth seemingly rearrange itself just to squash a bloody limo driver and his hangers-on into a nice juicy pulp. Unfortunately, the movie continues into silly bits about malfunctioning gates & smashing into Everest & a loving son who follows dear old dad into the briney deep, because theres 30 more minutes of the movie they have to use up. Still, I'll not repine over this too much, because the special effects are just so unforgettable that I don't think even the real Apocalypse could top it.

PLites PLitical Rating is: B+ nearly crashing into A- !

Sunfrogolin · #5 (**permalink**) 11-20-2009

What kind of legal stuff? Have I broken any laws?
Squash some people until they write stuff for the front page. I was gonna do a story on people lining up at midnight for New Moon but I felt creepy going to take photos of tweenage girls. I have a photo for Ninja Assassin, I just need a story.

PigsnieLite · #6 (**permalink**) 11-20-2009

I heard NEW MOON made $25 millions on just the first midnight showing alone! Holy Bloodsuckin Turnip! Makes me want to lose my gorgeous tan, ruffle my hair a bit, and lounge around the cinema, looking handsomely sickly.

Satine · #7 (**permalink**) 11-20-2009

new moon new moon new moon i voted i voted. frogolin did you see a sneak preview of new moon? u always see the latest...

Sunfrogolin · #8 (**permalink**) 11-21-2009

Nope, darn it. They had one in Phoenix but I didn't go.

wayno007 · #9 (**permalink**) 11-23-2009

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Originally Posted by PigsnieLite

Oh, hokay. footle .. footle ..

Hokay, here is my Review of 2012.

If you are sad that you will not be able to witness George Will freaking out on the air over the imminent destruction of his secret stash of 1870 Mouton-Rothschild on account of an approaching meteor, then 2012 is the Next Best Thing. Witness the Bowels of the Earth turn inside out & play ping pong with American freeways. Thrill over the the best driver on Earth (John Cusack) speed over snarling ribbons of asphalt and leap over potholes the size of the Grand Canyon in a single bound. In fact, watch the Earth seemingly rearrange itself just to squash a bloody limo driver and his hangers-on into a nice juicy pulp. Unfortunately, the movie continues into silly bits about malfunctioning gates & smashing into Everest & a loving son who follows dear old dad into the briney deep, because theres 30 more minutes of the movie they have to use up. Still, I'll not repine over this too much, because the special effects are just so unforgettable that I don't think even the real Apocalypse could top it.

PLites PLitical Rating is: B+ nearly crashing into A- !

That's actually pretty good. Some minor editing and you're good to go.

PigsnieLite · #10 (**permalink**) 11-23-2009

iTS too short. The only way I can write a long enough review of anything is if Im talking about myself, hahahaha!