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Beneath the Planet of the Apes
Movie Info:

 (6/10) Runtime: 95 m
Public Rating: 9.00 (12 votes) Director: Ted Post
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Genre: Action/ Drama/ Sci-Fi Year: 1970
Writer(s): Mort Abrams
Distributor: 20th-Century Fox
Reviewed by: Matthew Coats
 
Review:

     The only decent sequal is "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" where we get to see "Ape hell" where some some psychic humans live that speak to Charlton Heston and his buddy James Fransiscusin in beeps and force them to fight each other to the death circa an old Star Trek episode in which Kirk and Spock did the same thing.

The God of the super psychics is actually a big pahallic symbol that's actually a nuclear weapon. Oh sure, even our most advanced ones only have a half life of say, 150 years, before they expire, but this one has stayed completly active for thousands of years. And when the apes attack (mostly these gorillas, that the director made sure were completly drunk of 40 ouncers of malt liquor) come by and start beating up people and wrecking havoc, Heston blows up the nuclear bomb and ends all of humanity and apemanity. And the end of the world.

It's a good sequal and should have been the only one. After this one came mind boggling sequal/prequal crap with a whole thing about altering time and all that sci-fi crap. Although this one does go WAY into sci-fi overkill. Bald people speaking in beeps, that's going way too far.


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