Cruel Intentions 2

Calling this movie part 2 is a lie! It's a prequel. Somtimes when they make a prequel, they give it an extra title to suggest that it came before what you saw. "Phantom Menace" let you know that it was Episode 1! But, this being a direct to a movie channel movie, they didn't care. They didn't put money into this movie either. NO talent whatsoever! The only thing this movie had going for it was that it was a sequal to a more popular film, and... nudity.

The story is... wait, in fact, this movie has NO story. An amature porn movie has more of a story than this! There was people talking about something and trying to acheive some weird goal, but they were more into the sex than into carrying out a story.

This movie has a WHOLE LOT of sexual content, but in porportation to the few nude scenes... it's pretty tame. Okay, this is Cruel Intentions 2." One bit of dialogue when Sebastian Valmont (some guy that can't act at all) is talking to a prostitute and says, "I have to go home, I have an oral report to do." The prostitute eagerly responds "Oh, I'm great at orals, let me show you!" Now, take that scena and make it last 1 hour and 45 minutes, and that's Cruel Intentions 2. Just make the prostitue nude every thirty mintues or so, and it's a perfect description.

This movie 1ould normally get one star, but I gave it an extra because of one scene. I don't know why, but girls masturbating on horses are quite... I don't know, erotic. It seems that whenever I go to bed, that image is now permanatley engraved on my brain. But, taking the movies advice, I jsut think of "dead puppies and old men in their underwear."

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