Uninspired destruction-porn remake of an overrated original – although I would be lying if I said that some of the claustrophobic drowning bits didn’t get me just the way they were supposed to. Aside from that, "Poseidon" feels mostly like a chore, as wet survivors of an inverted ocean liner trudge to safety and solve their personal problems along the way. Rising star Josh Lucas of "Undertow" joins Kurt Russell as two tough men leading the group, and they do about as well as can be done, but the rest is pretty forgettable. The effects are solid but unremarkable and the continuity errors aren’t even that amusing.