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| Baby Geniuses |
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  (1/10)
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Runtime: 94 m |
| Public Rating: 5.11 (9 votes) |
Director: Bob Clark |
MPAA Rating:  |
| Genre: Comedy |
Year: 1999 |
| Writer(s): Steven Paul/ Francisca matos |
| Distributor: 1 |
| Reviewed by: Matthew Coats |
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Before I saw this movie, "Dude Where's My Car" remained at the top of my list as the worst movie of all time. Now it's crown has been snatched by this damn movie about talking babies! Never before have I been so offended, so nauseous, so incredibly angry at a movie. TALKING BABIES, give me a break! These babies don't even talk that good! They're dubbed worse than a bad Japansese movie.
Kathleen Turner plays some lame brained scientist, Dr. Kinder, and Christopher Lloyd is her sidekick. They take babies and have study them because they feel that babies know the secrets of the universe. What crap! They have babies writing in secret languages and playing symphonies on keyboards. It's really quite sickening. But what is worse is the baby theme park. There's a GIANT baby with a deep voice that goes to kids "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "BABY WANT A HUG" and it even burps! AAARRRRGGGHHHH!
According to this movie's "scientific research" baby talk is actually a language known only by babies. I imagine that the person who came up with this idea is some sick and tortured individual who pays three year olds to handcuff him and whip him unmericifally. No one could be this uncaring and evil to theri audience. These babies give pick up lines to each other, and at one point it's even implied that they had sex! Babies having sex! It gets worse... Dancing babies! Worse CGI effects than that stupid thing from Ally McBeal!
The babies themselves aren't the worst thing. There's also "adult" characters as moronic as retarded cattle. There's a character named Dickie who changes his "style" constantly. From pink hair and dress, to Alfalfa doing karate, to some wanna biker punk! He has amazingly bad wordplay with this balck lady who serves no purpose in this whole travesty!
I give it a 1. I gave "Dude Where's My Car" a 0, so this movie should get something lower, but there's no way here to give a movie negative stars or even a 0. So just imagine that the ratingfor this movie is NEGATIVE 1.
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