Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal

     Who are the people responsible for this? Who is trying to punish us with this piece of crap? I have to thank that channel I saw this movie on for showing it even before it went to video, because if I had paid for this I would have bombed both the video store and the filmmakers.

Turbulence 3 is the idiotic story of a Heavy Metal band performing live -through the Internet- from an airplane and some awfully stupid hijackers who try to make the plane crash in a church. The lead singer of the band, who looked pretty similar to Marilyn Manson in some of his videos, gets knocked off and tied up by a guy who looks exactly like him, a member of a Satanic cult who is trying to crash the plane in Kansas, and all the blame would be put on Slade Craven, the singer.

Slade managed to untie himself and he'll try to be a hero and save everyone on the plane, but he'll need some help, and guess where he gets it from? A hacker who infiltrated the system and has visual access to the plane and a female FBI agent who's sitting next to him, since she was gonna arrest him in the first place. Also some people at the station where the concert was being handled are trying to help, along with some cops.

Doesn't sound interesting at all, does it? And it's funny the fact that the film actually has some known people -from TV movies mostly, nowdays- in it, such as Joe Mantegna playing a cop, Rutger Hauer playing the pilot and Gabrielle Anwar playing the FBI agent. None of them could save this, specially Anwar who shouldn't play an FBI anti-hacking officer ever again. Both the story and acting sucked big time, and I'm being nice putting it that way. Please, do yourself a favor and avoid this no matter what, you've been warned.

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